The Long March - In 1934, Mao Zedong led the Chinese Communist Party on a massive military retreat to evade the pursuit of the Kuomintang army. The communists escaped in circling retreat to the north of the country, which ultimately covered some 8,000 km over 370 days. 71 years later, a particular Chairman Yao embarks on his 150-day tour of China and chonrincles his adventures in the Chink Chink Diaries.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Well Done Watery Issue

We’ve been had.

No one cut off our water supply for piping works.

No lah, not sabotage, just a silly mistake on our part. Dumb, actually.

When Shanise and I came home at 5.30pm, there was still no water. Perfect. I didn’t wash up after last night’s party and I still can’t do so after 5 hours of cycling around Tianjin! Never mind. So I went downstairs and checked with the housekeeper.

“今天全天没停水啊!您回去查你的表呗。”
(“We didn’t cut off water supplies today. Go check your meter”)

Flabbergasted, I did as told and realized our water supply was cut because we didn’t top up our card!

(NB: Here we use this stored value card which you pre-pay for the amount of water you want. 100 tonnes costs about 200 RMB; and you have to insert the card into the meter to turn on the supply switch.)

Well, actually we bought water, but forgot to insert the card.

PUI. So I could have brushed my teeth at 10 am.

WELL DONE.

As if that’s not enough to make me feel like an idiot, I also learned that we actually have water heater in our kitchen. I mean, tap-heater – it makes our tap water warm, so that, well, it’s warm in the winter and you don’t freeze your hands while doing the dishes.

And guess what? These 4 Singaporean idiots didn’t know we actually have the heater under our sink, which, of course, was left unplugged to the power, and have been washing dishes in 5-degrees water for the past month.

WELL DONE x 2.